CAUSE OF DEATH
Pudgina: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest
Here we observe PUDGINA, a creature that drew its first breath mere hours ago, only to expire before its cord was even cut. With zero liquidity and two holders controlling 100% of supply, this nascent memecoin faced a predator it could not outrun: mathematics itself. The authorities may have been revoked, but so was any pretense of viability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets hostile concentration
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by dawn—a $335.78 volume eulogy for a token that proved even anarchy requires at least three believers."
