CAUSE OF DEATH
Ouroboros Devours Itself in Sixty Minutes
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana's token markets, we observe a remarkable specimen—one that achieved the remarkable feat of destroying ninety-one percent of its value before most investors had finished their morning coffee. The Ouroboros, named after the serpent consuming its own tail, proved tragically literal in its ambitions, though it appears the snake bit rather more aggressively than anticipated.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration and velocity cascade
EPITAPH
"Born at dawn, dead by brunch—a 91% haircut in 60 minutes is either a token or a very aggressive barber."