CAUSE OF DEATH
Pudgy Dreams Evaporate Into Blockchain Dust
Here we observe the United States of Pudgy, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming simultaneously worthless and immobile—a financial state so rare, it rivals the extinction of the dodo. With zero liquidity and ninety percent of its meager supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders, it discovered that revoking all authorities cannot revoke the laws of natural market selection. In the end, it simply ceased to exist, not with a bang, but with a spreadsheet entry.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings met absolute liquidity vacuum
EPITAPH
"It was pudgy, it was proud, and it left exactly forty-five bag holders to contemplate their life choices in the dark."