CAUSE OF DEATH
Pleco Chan: Born Gasping, Died Instantly
Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the *Solana pumpelius*, born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a stillborn fish. The creature experienced a violent 263% convulsion in its final moments—not a sign of health, but rather the death throes of a leveraged gambler's fever dream. With zero liquidity and 60% of its essence held by a cabal of insiders, it achieved what few tokens manage: being dead on arrival.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets rug pull physics
EPITAPH
"It had the potential to be something great—if it had ever actually existed."