CAUSE OF DEATH
Trollface Token Expires After Prolonged Neglect
Here we observe the Japanese Trollface, a creature that once believed itself immortal through authority revocation, only to discover that removing safeguards does not prevent the inevitable march toward extinction. With liquidity evaporating like morning dew and ninety-three percent of its population concentrated in mere ten specimens, this token has achieved what few thought possible: becoming less liquid than a puddle in the Atacama Desert. The twenty-eight percent daily hemorrhage serves as nature's final, sardonic applause.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization, vanished liquidity, natural selection
EPITAPH
"It trolled, therefore it was. Then it wasn't."