CAUSE OF DEATH
The Swift Demise of Kevin's Basement Dream
In the waning moments of its singular hour of existence, KEVINHOUSE experienced what we in the trade call a 'catastrophic wealth concentration event'—a phenomenon wherein 97.5% of all tokens gravitates toward merely ten holders, leaving the remaining thirty-three to contemplate the nature of their questionable life choices. The creature's $50,000 in daily volume proved merely the thrashing of a dying beast, a final convulsion of optimism before the inevitable market forces reasserted themselves with ruthless indifference.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Terminal concentration with zero liquidity escape
EPITAPH
"Here lies KEVINHOUSE: proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the fundamental authority of mathematics."
