CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies of Acute Concentration Syndrome
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale symptoms of catastrophic wealth inequality. With three-quarters of its population controlled by a mere ten entities, this creature never stood a chance; nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum but positively adores a pump-and-dump scheme.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme holder concentration and neonatal volatility
EPITAPH
"It lived for two hours, pumped 132%, and taught us nothing we didn't already know about greed."