CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Perishes After Sixty-Minute Existence
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness the tragic demise of Brando—a token so young it never learned to walk, much less run. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this creature was devoured by its own top ten predators who held nearly two-thirds of its fragile body, their appetites for profit proving far too ravenous for such delicate prey. The irony is exquisite: authorities were revoked to appear legitimate, yet the concentration of wealth remained so toxic that the corpse was already rotting before the sun completed a single revolution.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration in infants
EPITAPH
"They said it had no rug pull risk—they didn't mention the newborn doesn't survive when 60% of its tissues are owned by vultures."
