CAUSE OF DEATH
Question Mark Token Answers Final Question
In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial self-immolation, 'it will work' spectacularly did not work. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token achieved a remarkable feat: losing three-quarters of its value while maintaining the liquidity profile of a ghost. The three lonely holders—presumably the developers and their extremely patient cat—now own 100% of absolutely nothing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Aggressive questioning combined with immediate abandonment
EPITAPH
"A token that asked 'will it work?' received its answer in under 24 hours: a resounding no."
