CAUSE OF DEATH
Gigatroll: One Hour Wonder Dies Laughing
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already convulsing with a 59.8% fever. The creature possessed all the hallmarks of survival: revoked authorities, respectable liquidity, even a modest trading volume. Yet like the mayfly, it was never meant for this world.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity exhaustion meets pump-and-dump gravity
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left a $18K liquidity pool as its tombstone."