CAUSE OF DEATH
방귀코인: A Fart in the Blockchain Wind
And here we observe the 방귀코인, a creature that lived precisely one hour—a lifespan shorter than most mayflies and considerably more flatulent. Born with 99.5% of its wealth concentrated in ten privileged holders and zero liquidity to escape, it became a magnificent monument to the principle that concentration camps and cryptocurrency have much in common. The $67,000 traded in its final moments were merely the death throes of the faithful, their dreams evaporating faster than the gas from which this token took its name.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity anemia with severe concentration syndrome
EPITAPH
"It smelled bad, lasted briefly, and enriched only those who saw it coming. A perfect cryptocurrency."
