CAUSE OF DEATH
Elmer's Glue-Sniffing Financial Catastrophe
Here we observe the underdog cat in its natural habitat: the blockchain. One hour into existence, it has already experienced a market correction of biblical proportions—a 95.8% nosedive that would make even the most hardened rugpull enthusiast weep. The concentration of wealth among the top ten holders, a staggering 98.3%, suggests this creature was never meant to survive in the wild.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, infant mortality, exodus velocity
EPITAPH
"Born at noon, dead by lunch, with the top 10 holders holding all the cat food."