CAUSE OF DEATH
Fat Cats United: A Newborn's Tragic Demise
In the waning hours of its existence, Fat Cats United experienced what we in the forensic community call 'the infinite pump-and-dump paradox'—a spectacular 392% price swing that somehow managed to be both thrilling and worthless simultaneously. Born at zero hours with zero liquidity, this token's brief life cycle resembled that of a mayfly, if mayflies could also embezzle from their own estate. The mint authority lies revoked on the autopsy table, a mercy killing dressed up as decentralization.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets inevitable whale exit
EPITAPH
"Here lies Fat Cats United: it promised riches, delivered only the rapid redistribution of poor decision-making from many to few."
