CAUSE OF DEATH
OnlyFrens: A Tragedy in Five Holders
In the digital savanna of Solana, we observe the OnlyFrens token—a creature that never quite drew its first breath. Born mere hours ago into a world of zero liquidity and perfect wealth concentration, this nascent specimen faced predators it could not outrun. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one that smells of opportunity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant circulatory collapse from zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours, loved by five, and forgotten by none—because nobody could sell their bags anyway."
