CAUSE OF DEATH
The Roaring Shitty: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, The Roaring Shitty achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Three holders, all of whom presumably know each other quite intimately, watched their investment evaporate with the urgency of morning dew under the Solana sun.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity-free launch, concentration collapse, natural selection
EPITAPH
"It roared for six-tenths of a percent, then whispered into the void—a monument to ambition outpacing execution."