CAUSE OF DEATH
LUNACoin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
In the beginning, there was LUNACoin—a creature so freshly spawned it hadn't yet learned to breathe. With liquidity approaching the void and 97.5% of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of its creators, this token represents nature's cruel efficiency: a perfect predator, designed to feed exclusively on the optimism of the late arrivals. One observes, with the detached wonder of a naturalist, how 36 hopeful holders discovered they were never investors—merely unwitting donors to a harvest that was concluded before they'd even placed their bids.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Structural centralization meeting harsh reality
EPITAPH
"Here lies LUNACoin, which proved that in DeFi, as in nature, the young and naive are merely lunch with a blockchain address."
