CAUSE OF DEATH
Penguin Dreams Crash Into Asteroid Reality
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we witness a creature so new, so fragile, it barely drew its first breath before succumbing to the immutable laws of market gravity. Born merely sixty minutes prior, this peculiar token has already begun its inexorable descent into the abyss, a cautionary tale written in liquidated hopes and abandoned wallets. One can only marvel at how 31 brave souls managed to collectively own a security so thoroughly consolidated that 99.5% rests in the hands of a vanishingly small cabal.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, terminal youth
EPITAPH
"Here lies UncPenguinPunchAsteroidUSDUC: it came, it saw, it got absolutely rekt in 60 minutes flat."
