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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

And here we observe The Rat, a creature born mere hours ago, already displaying the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. In a spectacular display of financial Darwinism, it achieved a 731% price surge—nature's way of separating the hopeful from their capital. Like a mayfly that mistook a ceiling fan for the sun, our subject burned brilliantly, briefly, and with considerable collateral damage.

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