CAUSE OF DEATH
Peacock's Hour-Long Flight Into Oblivion
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes prior, already hemorrhaging twenty-two percent of its value. The creature possessed all the hallmarks of survival: revoked authorities, modest liquidity, a respectable grade A rating. Yet like the peacock itself, mere aesthetic appeal proved insufficient against the predators of this ecosystem.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic velocity mismatch with market gravity
EPITAPH
"It lived an hour, died a lesson—proof that on Solana, even royalty can be dethroned before their coronation concludes."
