CAUSE OF DEATH
FART HORSE Collapses After Merely Sixty Minutes
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we witness a creature of remarkable brevity—born mere moments ago, only to suffer a catastrophic 22.8% decline before its first hour concluded. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, FART HORSE galloped frantically through the blockchain, burning through $65,646 in volume, yet somehow believing its revoked authorities and meager $14,630 in liquidity would sustain it. The specimen's top ten holders, clutching 45% of all tokens, have already begun their exodus—a predatory dance as old as cryptocurrency itself.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe juvenile pump-and-dump hemorrhaging
EPITAPH
"It was named FART HORSE and lived like one—brief, explosive, and leaving nothing but a smell behind."
