CAUSE OF DEATH
FABLE CATS: A Three-Day Extinction Event
Here we observe the Fable Cat, a creature that never quite evolved beyond its larval stage. Born into a world of five devoted disciples, it thrived for precisely eighty-one hours before collapsing under the weight of its own concentration—a textbook case of premature liquidity evaporation. One might say it didn't so much die as simply cease to exist, much like its promised utility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Zero liquidity, maximum holder concentration, juvenile collapse
EPITAPH
"69 dollars in volume, five bag holders, infinite regret—truly, a tale fit only for cautionary folklore."
