CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a curious specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already decomposing at an alarming rate. The Annoying token, aptly named, achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 58% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. A tragic tale of ambition meeting gravity, and gravity winning decisively.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and gravitational price collapse
EPITAPH
"It was indeed annoying—particularly for those who bought at the peak, which was literally every moment of its existence."