CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of financial engineering at its most ambitious: a token so thoroughly lifeless it makes the phrase 'stillborn' seem optimistic. In merely zero hours, INSANE READ!!!! achieved what most projects take weeks to accomplish—complete and utter irrelevance, despite the enthusiastic punctuation suggesting otherwise.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Launched with zero liquidity, instant obsolescence
EPITAPH
"It screamed INSANE READ!!!! but nobody was listening, mostly because there was nowhere to actually buy it."
