CAUSE OF DEATH
LARPGOD: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it was even born—a temporal paradox of financial incompetence. In merely 24 hours, the three remaining holders watched their investment evaporate with the speed of a vampire in sunlight, leaving behind only the faint stench of rugpull and the bitter aftertaste of $401.83 in volume.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity collapse and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It had three holders and still managed to be a pump-and-dump for none of them."
