CAUSE OF DEATH
Seagull's Flight Cut Tragically Short
In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, the Smiling Sexy Seagull has met its inevitable demise—a creature that lived mere hours before collapsing under the weight of its own absurdity. Born into a world of two holders, each clutching 50% of its worthless plumage, it never stood a chance. Like a seagull diving for chips on a deserted beach, it found only the harsh concrete of reality.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Immediate liquidity evaporation and concentration collapse
EPITAPH
"It smiled. It was sexy. It was a seagull. It existed for zero hours. We all learned nothing."