CAUSE OF DEATH
Trollina's Hour-Long Descent Into Oblivion
In its brief sixty minutes of existence, Trollina demonstrated the financial ecosystem's most brutal predator-prey dynamic: eighty-three hopeful investors versus ten ravenous whales controlling 93.4% of the supply. Like a mayfly observing the sunset for the first time, it never saw the rug pull coming. The irony, of course, is that zero liquidity meant there was no rug to pull—merely the cold mathematics of a pump-and-dump with nowhere to dump.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, instant decay, and hubris
EPITAPH
"It lasted longer than most marriages and had better odds than most lottery tickets, yet somehow managed neither feat."