CAUSE OF DEATH
Alien Doctor Dies Before First Heartbeat
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen: born mere hours ago, already decomposing. The Alien Doctor never had a chance to cure what ailed it—a terminal case of concentration so severe that two holders possessed its entire genetic code. Nature, it seems, abhors a monopoly even more than it abhors a vacuum.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and holder concentration
EPITAPH
"Revoked all authority except the authority to disappoint."
