CAUSE OF DEATH
Puppy Found Dead In Financial Ditch
Here we observe the skeletal remains of AMC Barking Puppy, a token that lived fast and died young—primarily because it never truly lived at all. With liquidity evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti and 83.5% of its population concentrated among a elite few, this creature was less a democratic meme coin and more a elaborate exit liquidity scheme. In its final hours, a mere $526 in daily volume suggests even the most optimistic bagholder has abandoned ship.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration meets absolute illiquidity
EPITAPH
"It barked once. Nobody listened. The vultures feasted well."