CAUSE OF DEATH
HOUSE: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: HOUSE, born mere hours ago, already displaying the pallor of financial rigor mortis. With zero liquidity and five holders controlling 100% of supply, this token achieved a magnificent 112% pump before discovering that enthusiasm, alas, cannot substitute for actual utility or economic plausibility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant irrelevance
EPITAPH
"It lived for hours, pumped 112%, and proved that even a revoked mint can't mint hope."
