CAUSE OF DEATH
Never Gonna Give Up Your Bags
In the vast savanna of blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: Rickroll, born mere hours ago, already expired with the graceful finality of a mayfly at a funeral. With six holders clutching 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew in the Serengeti, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being utterly and completely worthless before most traders finished their morning coffee.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug-pull disguised as meme token
EPITAPH
"Never gonna run up, never gonna hold, never gonna reach the moon—and it delivered on every promise."
