CAUSE OF DEATH
Intelligence Proved Tragically Ineffable Here
In the waning moments of its first hour, Super Intelligence Model succumbed to what we in the trade call 'catastrophic concentration'—a condition where 98.4% of the specimen's genetic material resided in merely ten organisms, leaving the remaining 27 holders gasping for meaning. The creature's liquidity pools had evaporated entirely, a phenomenon not unlike watching a mirage realize it was never real to begin with.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Lethal wealth concentration with zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It was super. It was intelligent. It was neither."