CAUSE OF DEATH
Five Hodlers Walk Into a Liquidity Trap
Here we observe the token in its final hours—a creature so perfectly engineered for failure that one might suspect intelligent design. With zero liquidity and five determined souls controlling the entirety of its circulating supply, this digital specimen achieved what few projects manage: the simultaneous death of both hope and mathematics.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings meeting concentrated apathy
EPITAPH
"It had no enemies, only five co-conspirators and an audience of one questioning why they ever bought in."