CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Declared Dead on Arrival
Here we observe TOLLA, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly live—born mere hours ago, yet already displaying the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump scheme in its death throes. The nine holders, each desperately clutching their bags like passengers on a sinking ship, watched helplessly as liquidity evaporated into the digital ether. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it a Tuesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity collapse and holder concentration
EPITAPH
"TOLLA: proof that even revoking authorities can't revoke stupidity"