CAUSE OF DEATH
The Immortal Inmate's Brief, Volatile Demise
In the swamps of Solana, a creature emerged fully formed—revoked of all authority, stripped of liquidity, yet somehow convinced of its immortality. For precisely zero hours, The Immortal Inmate thrashed about in a 44% death spasm, its 24 holders discovering too late that concentration in the hands of the few is not, in fact, a feature. Alas, even the most ironically-named tokens cannot escape the fundamental laws of crypto thermodynamics.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration and immediate liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"Born to die, died to be forgotten, remembered only in blockchain archaeology as proof that immortality and inmate-hood are not mutually exclusive conditions."
