CAUSE OF DEATH
The First Meme: Born Dead on Arrival
Here we observe a specimen so thoroughly devoid of viable tissue that one questions whether it ever truly lived at all. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a soap bubble, The First Meme achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging forty percent of its negligible value while maintaining a liquidity reserve of precisely nothing. A masterclass in futility, its sixteen holders watch helplessly as ninety-eight percent of supply concentrates in the pockets of a select few—a gravitational collapse so complete that even the authorities surrendered their authority.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn concentration and instant evaporation
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it liquidated—mostly into the void."
