CAUSE OF DEATH
COCO: A One-Hour Tragedy in Token Form
Here we observe the COCO token in its final moments—a mere infant of sixty minutes, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. With ninety-five percent of its wealth concentrated in merely ten hands, this creature never stood a chance; nature abhors concentration just as markets abhor the obviously rigged. The authorities have revoked their claim, the liquidity has evaporated like morning dew, and the price has plummeted as if gravity itself took personal offense.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, flash crash acceleration
EPITAPH
"Born at the market's worst hour, COCO lived long enough to see itself become the villain—liquidated before its first cup of coffee."
