CAUSE OF DEATH
Infinite Troll Rewards: A Four-Hour Catastrophe
Here we observe the Infinite Troll Rewards token, a creature so freshly spawned it hadn't yet learned to walk before collapsing under the weight of its own absurdity. With merely 69 holders—a number chosen, one suspects, with great intentionality—and 92.9% of supply concentrated in the top ten wallets, this digital organism exhibits all the hallmarks of a pump-and-dump scheme that forgot to pump. The irony is delicious: a token named for infinite rewards, finite in every meaningful way.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and temporal inevitability
EPITAPH
"It promised infinite rewards but delivered only four hours of finite regret."