CAUSE OF DEATH
DAD Never Made It Home From Hospital
In what can only be described as a stillborn entry into the Solana ecosystem, DAD arrived into the world gasping for air—quite literally, as it possessed zero liquidity from the moment of conception. The two sole inhabitants of this financial crib quickly discovered that owning 100% of a token worth nothing is mathematically equivalent to owning nothing at all, a lesson learned in precisely 24 hours before the patient flatlined.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infantile liquidity deprivation with acute holder concentration
EPITAPH
"Here lies DAD: he never got to hold his baby, because he was the baby, and babies don't hold anything but disappointment."
