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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath After One Hour

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already convulsing in its death throes. The creature's vitals tell a grim tale: zero liquidity, a 132% price swing fueled by the frenzied pecking of eighty-one holders who command the overwhelming majority. Like a mayfly that mistook itself for an eagle, 'slightly open macbook' soared briefly before plummeting into the abyss.

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