CAUSE OF DEATH
Raju's Tragic Twenty-Two Hour Existence
Here we observe Raju the Elephant in its natural habitat—the memecoin savanna—where it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago with all the infrastructure of a legitimate project, it nonetheless succumbed to the ancient predator of crypto: concentration so severe that 89% of holders could collectively sneeze the entire token into oblivion. A cautionary tale of how even revoked authorities cannot revoke the laws of mathematical inevitability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic holder concentration and instant evaporation
EPITAPH
"Raju lived for zero hours, died a thousand deaths, and never once had real liquidity to show for it."