CAUSE OF DEATH
The Council Convenes Only at the Mortuary
Here we observe the Council of Pepe in its final throes—a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of generating $7,163 in volume whilst possessing absolutely no liquidity, a biological impossibility one might think impossible. The creature's 136% price fluctuation in 24 hours suggests not growth, but rather the death spasms of a token abandoned by all but 25 holders, 94% of whom are watching their inheritance burn.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and mathematical improbability
EPITAPH
"The Council met to discuss the future, but the future had already checked out."