CAUSE OF DEATH
Ribavirin Dreams Die in Neonatal Solana Ward
Here we observe a token so newborn it hadn't yet learned to breathe, expiring after merely 60 minutes of existence. The specimen exhibits all the classic hallmarks of a pump-and-dump cadaver: astronomical volatility, liquidity drier than a desert crypt, and a distribution pattern so concentrated it makes oligarchies look egalitarian. Nature abhors a vacuum, but apparently the market abhors a one-hour-old medical-themed meme coin even more.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic illiquidity meets whale concentration
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it got rugged—all before lunch ended."