CAUSE OF DEATH
Goblin Book: A Three-Hour Tragedy
Here we observe the Goblin Book, a creature that lived precisely long enough to disappoint its creators. With 97.4% of tokens concentrated in ten wallets and zero liquidity to speak of, this specimen never stood a chance—a stillborn venture that somehow managed to lose 6% of its negligible value in a single day.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe concentration death spiral
EPITAPH
"Born at dawn, declared dead by dusk. Even the goblins refused to read it."