CAUSE OF DEATH
The Chosen Inu: Selected Only for Suffering
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a truly remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the impressive feat of losing 94.5% of its value in a single day, despite being merely an hour old. Here we see nature's perfect design: ninety-five percent of the circulating supply concentrated in ten wallets, a liquidity pool shallower than a puddle in the Serengeti, and seventy-seven hopeful souls left holding the bag. One might say The Chosen Inu was selected not for greatness, but as a cautionary tale for those who confuse belief with mathematics.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperconcentration, liquidity evaporation, buyer's remorse
EPITAPH
"It was chosen alright—chosen to be a masterclass in how to redistribute wealth from the many to the few, in the time it takes to brew a cup of coffee."
