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Goofreck: Born Dead, Died Immediately

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: Goofreck, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 365% price swing while possessing absolutely no liquidity whatsoever. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it burned brilliantly for mere hours before collapsing under the weight of its own mathematical impossibility. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—particularly one filled with 36 holders desperately hoping to exit.