CAUSE OF DEATH
Bongo Cat's One-Hour Fever Dream Ends
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the brief, violent life cycle of Bongo Cat—a creature that burned with spectacular intensity before collapsing under the weight of its own concentration. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced what can only be described as a financial seizure: a 141% price spike followed by the inevitable gravitational pull toward worthlessness. The absence of liquidity suggests this feline never truly existed at all, merely a phantom limb in the amputated portfolio of 196 increasingly bewildered investors.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute liquidity evaporation, concentration toxicity
EPITAPH
"They said HODL. It said goodbye in an hour."
