THE RETARDED BULL/xc5g..BAGS
STABLE
The Retarded Bull

The Retarded Bullxc5gN35tmTiCB5mEWJjwUTNc9dCzbxp5SH2ewV4BAGS

$FINNBAGSxc5g..BAGS
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Extreme top-holder concentration and illiquidity mechanics

DEX · meteoraChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
83/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$22.71M
+1716.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$51.2K
Volume 24h
$690.8K
Holders
706
Heavy Concentration
FDV
$2505847.67B
Price USD
$0.002506
DEX
meteora

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Infant Token Exhibits Alarming Concentration Pathology

Born merely an hour ago, this peculiar specimen achieved a staggering 1716% appreciation—a metabolic spike so violent it could only end one way. Observe the fascinating predator-prey dynamic: 706 holders, yet the top ten possess 99.4% of the organism's essence, a parasitic arrangement nature itself would find grotesque.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Thin but live
$51.2K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$690.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme top-holder concentration and illiquidity mechanics
Patient Note

It lived fast, distributed poorly, and left a $51K liquidity pool as its monument to optimism.

Holders

§ 04 · 706 wallets
Top 1
96.0%
Top 5
99.2%
Top 10
99.4%
01FhVo...HLuMAUTOPSY96.00%
02BTeq...faom3.00%
03HLnp...TLcCAUTOPSY0.11%
044f3x...i7ED0.06%
058MaV...88D5AUTOPSY0.04%
06tzKy...2HM90.03%
07JBVA...kyfH0.03%
083Z9n...64Gs0.03%
09AJoh...SYji0.03%
103DYU...ENRY0.02%