CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Expires After Violent Birth Convulsion
In the primordial swamps of the Solana blockchain, we witness a most peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, it experienced a spectacular 1367% seizure before entering its inevitable decline. Like a mayfly that mistook a lightning strike for the sun, BILL burned brilliantly and briefly, leaving naught but a $47.50 volume memorial and 661 bewildered bag holders clutching their digital ash.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Simultaneous explosive growth and liquidity asphyxiation
EPITAPH
"Here lies BILL: proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the laws of thermodynamics, or market reality."