CAUSE OF DEATH
Penguin Dies Before Learning to Swim
Here we observe the printing unlimited money penguin, a creature born into a hostile ecosystem mere hours ago, already expired. With but three holders clutching its frozen corpse and zero liquidity to sustain it, this token represents nature's most efficient demonstration of financial predation—a brief, violent consolidation of wealth followed by immediate extinction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Illiquidity, extreme concentration, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It printed unlimited money but couldn't print unlimited buyers. Even penguins know better than to dive into a frozen pool with no water."
