CAUSE OF DEATH
The Refusal Dog: Born Dead on Arrival
In the vast savanna of Solana's blockchain, a peculiar specimen emerged—The Refusal Dog, named perhaps for its obstinate refusal to survive even a single rotation of the Earth. With merely two holders commanding absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating like morning dew in the Kalahari, this token's existence proved not so much a life as a brief, involuntary twitch. One might say it achieved what few projects manage: dying before the ink on its whitepaper had time to dry.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug-pull via mathematical certainty
EPITAPH
"Here lies The Refusal Dog: it refused to live, refused to trade, and most importantly, refused to give anyone a reason to care."
